This page is a nothing burger and does not have any information whatsoever and just here for testing purposes or funsies. We (but I'm actually one person) work really hard on breaking the very challenging and demanding sit-all-day-and-do-nothing world record.
Due to our commitment we decided to state absolutely nothing about our progess and celebrate in the names of every lazy person ever existed in the face of Earth. By the way, since we all say "face" of earth and not "faces" that makes us all agree that the earth is flat because one simply cannot make a sphere from a single face, only a weirdly bent ngon at best.